How can become a government experiment or something?

I dunno, I just think it would be kind of cool. I'm not a crazy suicidal person, my lifes just not interesting and I dont see it going anywhere. I'm 18, live in a house by myself already, ride a scooter around everywere because I cant get my license (which means I'll never have a wife and children and stuff). All I do is sit on this computer and surf the internet. Then I go to work, and come home and do it all again.So all and all it just makes sense to become some sort of experiment or something so at least I can be super rich if I live and stuff. That would be cool. Any1 got ideas?